Glasgow Boy, Cooks & Shouts Equally Well.

…”people never get that joke” is what I found myself sounding out after the quip went down like a lead balloon at the Christmas night out during the MD’s speech. So why am I writing a post about it? Because this is what ‘blogga’s’ (in a London girls accent) explain themselves online…like anyone cares.

SO! The phrase “it’s a celebration bitches” is not at an attempt at being derogative to a group of people but instead a quote from the man himself Rick James. The quote was made famous after appearing on The Dave Chappelle (season 2) in the sketch Charlie Murphy’s (Eddie Murphy’s brother) True Hollywood Stories.

Charlie can explain it better than me!

Here is Eddie doing an impression of Charlie Murphy…which is pretty accurate.

…anyway. I hope this clears things up for future…and laugh next time BITCHES!

as long as it’s said like this!

Whisky/ Whiskey Scene from the SnuffBox… Actually it’s the boyfriend scenes but they are all AMAZING!

When a person doesn’t pay for their train ticket in London they get fined when they don’t pay for their train ticket in Scotland they get leathered by the Big Man!

Scotrail No Ticket Video

…this is a good example of why the London riots didn’t spread to Scotland. The wee douchebag in the video was only making the Big Man late, imagine if he’d smashed the Big Man’s window or stole his stuff! The Big Man would broken him for life!!